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A life jacket for a law enforcement official

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 4:30 am
by lakebilly
Here in Indiana the local DNR can be downright pricks.

A couple of buddies were out fishing in there pontoon when a DNR officer approached them. He checked fishing licenses and inquired about the size and limits of the fish on board.

He then asked to board the boat, which he did.

At that point he inquired about a life jacket for him. Guess what? There was no extra life jacket on board for him and he wrote a ticket.

NICE GUY!!

Re: What you need on your toon

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 9:40 am
by HandymanHerb
Hell no I would have his ass for being on his boat without one

Re: What you need on your toon

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 12:19 pm
by Capt Sully
Sounds like a real Dumb-ass or newbie don't know the law yet.

Re: What you need on your toon

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 1:44 pm
by margaritaman
I bet that charge does not hold up in court unless the judge is also a dumb ass.

Re: What you need on your toon

Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 6:14 pm
by BoatCop
I've heard that story told several times. Always happens to a friend, a friend of a friend or some "buddies".

Now days every watercraft officer is required to wear a PFD while on their boat. Much the same way that street cops always wear a vest.

And if they don't they're not only incompetent, but also stoopid! (sic)

Re: What you need on your toon

Posted: Mon May 26, 2014 9:35 pm
by badmoonrising
Yeah I've never seen a DNR cop not wearing a vest in all of my years of boating. :donno

Re: What you need on your toon

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:55 pm
by mobldj
BoatCop wrote:I've heard that story told several times. Always happens to a friend, a friend of a friend or some "buddies".

Now days every watercraft officer is required to wear a PFD while on their boat. Much the same way that street cops always wear a vest.

And if they don't they're not only incompetent, but also stoopid! (sic)
trust me,boatcop knows his stuff,i see him on the other boat forums I go on.hes a great guy but you better follow the law, and he know the rules inside out.

Re: What you need on your toon

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:35 pm
by Factory909
I am a newbie here, but in my other boats we ALWAYS have 1-2 tolls of toilet paper in a zip lock bag. Never know when that bad mexican food from last night is going to want to come out.

Re: What you need on your toon

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 1:06 pm
by 18pontoon
all of the above and obvious stuff plus

Grill
Extra propane for grill
Lighter for grill
Drip tray to go under grill so you dont ruin whoever leaves their stuff under their grill (oops)
12V inflator for rafts
Music hookups
Electrical tools to replace corroded speaker wire terminals or better yet put on weatherproof terminals
extra bulbs for nav lights
phone chargers
bag chairs
12V water pump and hose to rinse off boat deck after deck is covered in dirt/sand from people hopping on and off all day (dont have this yet but thinking about it http://www.harborfreight.com/12-volt-ma ... -9576.html)
extra oil (2 or 4 stroke)

Dont need much more on the lake

Re: What you need on your toon

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 3:21 pm
by teecro
Factory909 wrote:I am a newbie here, but in my other boats we ALWAYS have 1-2 tolls of toilet paper in a zip lock bag. Never know when that bad mexican food from last night is going to want to come out.
Lots of good idea and info I've read here for the last couple of days so there is not much that I could say that has been overlooked... But I must admit I'd plum overlooked adding TP to the boats stash and I will add some next time out! :coffee

Re: What you need on your toon

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 1:58 pm
by landlockedsailor
To carry all this stuff, you might want to :

1. Get a bigger boat
2. Tow a loaded dinghy
3. Call the Navy for an UNREP (Underway Replenishment) see pic
4. Only allow women as passengers, all that stuff is in their beach bags anyway.
5. Be a "dock slob" and party on the dock cuz there's no room on the boat.

Most important, have fun!!! It sounds like there's great fun in your future. :lol3 :lol3 :lol3

Re: What you need on your toon

Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 7:22 am
by rwtdct
How about an ice chest full of adult beverages.

Re: What you need on your toon

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 5:59 pm
by Marineengineer
Hey Landlockedsailor, that picture you posted is of a T-AKE doing an UNREP with a US Navy Ship. Well, I am the Chief Engineer of the USNS CESAR CHAVEZ (T-AKE-14), the Red Headed Step Child of the Fleet. Small world, isn't it?? :smoke

Re: What you need on your toon

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 6:58 pm
by grouser
Back to being serious,,, I carry a battery "jumper box" for automobiles as a back up in case I totally fail on keeping the batteries on the boat charged

Re: What you need on your toon

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 9:01 am
by landlockedsailor
Marineengineer wrote:Hey Landlockedsailor, that picture you posted is of a T-AKE doing an UNREP with a US Navy Ship. Well, I am the Chief Engineer of the USNS CESAR CHAVEZ (T-AKE-14), the Red Headed Step Child of the Fleet. Small world, isn't it?? :smoke
Not in the service, but fortunate to do training for Navy at JAX. Here's to The First Six Frigates! Go Navy!