Pontoon Boat & Deck Boat Forum

At risk of offending.....
I have noticed a number of discussions revolving around how people take care of ummm....business on the boat. Many have privacy enclosures along with a pail and a trash bag.

Might I suggest a slight upgrade to the system? Check out these babies:
http://www.target.com/p/reliance-double ... Mp6R_jzysy

I tested them last year and they work perfectly! The thinner inner bag ends up inside a very tough heavy duty foil-like bag with a large double zipper seal. They contain polymer (think disposable diapers) to absorb fluids and such. ZERO odor. ZERO leakage. Completely legal to throw in trash. They come with a bit of toilet paper and hand sanitizer pads.
They work in any porta pottie or bucket.

If you look around, you can find them for a little over a buck each. WORTH EVERY PENNY for those desperate moments

OH, come on now, that's a pretty shitty posting!

here ya go.

Todd,
your full of crap!

When I first started reading I really though you meant taking care of the other kind of business

I'm thinking dam, this is a common discussion on here, these guys are having too much fun! I was bit disappointed when I realized the business to which you were referring..

In retrospect, the title thread says it all.

What a bunch of crap!

shit!

Double DOODIE

He said DOODIE!

tuned wrote:At risk of offending.....
I have noticed a number of discussions revolving around how people take care of ummm....business on the boat. Many have privacy enclosures along with a pail and a trash bag.

Might I suggest a slight upgrade to the system? Check out these babies:
http://www.target.com/p/reliance-double ... Mp6R_jzysy

I tested them last year and they work perfectly! The thinner inner bag ends up inside a very tough heavy duty foil-like bag with a large double zipper seal. They contain polymer (think disposable diapers) to absorb fluids and such. ZERO odor. ZERO leakage. Completely legal to throw in trash. They come with a bit of toilet paper and hand sanitizer pads.
They work in any porta pottie or bucket.

If you look around, you can find them for a little over a buck each. WORTH EVERY PENNY for those desperate moments

Don't be embarrassed about a bodily function. As you can see, many here are taking advantage of the topic. I appreciate the information. We have a port-a-potty that we have used for camping. I wonder if these will work with it.

Cleatus, thats awsome!

I love you guys. I kind of figured this subject would bring out the humor. Comedians everywhere. But I kind of wonder how many have actually felt that moment of uncertainty? Making the mental calculations of internal pressure Vs time to shore

Cleatus has a pretty good design, but privacy and LEOs might be an issue. I tend to anchor in a party cove with lots of family boats in the area. I could just see the kid from 'Meatballs'...."we've got a floater!!"--no disrespect, Craig

LadyGT, they likely would work for you, although they apparently don't fit the widemouth porta potties. They make a larger version for this reason (but substantially more expensive). The regular size easily fits 5 gallon pails and my porta thingy (Hassock).

I have already had guests compliment me on my amenities, something that most are loath to discuss.

As for the rest of you yuck yucks, the last laugh might be on you, so there.

I hate cleaning toilets of any sort, so maybe we could jerry rig it to work somehow.

OK I'm past the potty humor, well maybe knot completely

It does sound like a good idea, especially for the ladies.

tuned wrote:I love you guys. ...."we've got a floater!!"--no disrespect, Craig



As for the rest of you yuck yucks, the last laugh might be on you, so there.

What the hell is that supposed to mean Todd????????

Can you imagine this happening on your boat!!

Someone On a British Airways Plane Took a Shit So Bad That It Had to Turn Around and Come Back Again

This article originally appeared on VICE UK.

A British Airways flight was forced to turn around and land over the weekend because somebody did a shit so bad the plane was essentially rendered useless. Imagine living your life in the knowledge that you once turded so appallingly that a 747-400 had to turn around and land. Your liquid shit bought a £360-million ($533-million) airplane juddering out of the sky. Imagine looking your loved ones in the face after that. Imagine hugging your mom. You couldn't. Your asshole is essentially a terrorist.

Anyway, the BA flight from Heathrow to Dubai on Saturday had to turn around and flop back down again at Heathrow just 30 minutes into the seven-hour flight because somebody did a toilet crime.

Hertsmere Tory councillor Abhishek Sachdev—who has clearly not heard the "he who smelt it, dealt it" directive—happened to be on the flight, and, as well as tweeting his response ("Insane! Our BA flight to Dubai returned back to Heathrow because of a smelly poo in the toilet! 15hrs until next flight... #britishairways") also spoke to the Daily Mail about the ordeal. Again: imagine making a smell so bad a Tory councillor talks to a national paper about it.

"The pilot made an announcement requesting senior cabin crew, and we knew something was a bit odd," he said. "About 10 minutes later he said, 'You may have noticed there's a quite pungent smell coming from one of the toilets.'

"He said it was liquid fecal excrement. Those are the words he used."

Two things:

i. The informed knowledge of the liquid state of the turd in question sort of suggests the pilot actually went and looked at the mess himself, and, in which case, did he hold his special pilot's hat over his nose?

ii. This question always comes up when someone does a shit so appalling that it might as well not be human. We've all seen a bad shit. We've all been to a pub. We've all traveled on a bus at least once in our lives. Everybody in Britain, at some point, has had to piss at a train station. We've all lifted a toilet seat and, like Pandora's Box, stared into the abyss-like doom of someone else's medically inadvisable droppings. But the question is this: how, and more specifically why, is it possible to shit up and around the rim of a toilet and, side-question, how does one shit up a wall?

Ask me to shit up a wall and I would not know where to start. If I was trying, I do not think I could shit along a vertical pane. But there are people out there who seem to manage it on the regular. Do they go to the doctor immediately after? When you "deposit" something so forcefully that it ricochets right back out again, do you go straight to A&E and say, like, "Hello, doctor, something is very wrong with me," or do you, like, try and walk it off? Also, why does this always happen in public toilets?

Anyway, the flight was rescheduled for the next day, and British Airways made a statement saying, "We're very sorry for the discomfort to our customers," before providing everyone on the flight—including the rogue shitter, presumably, whoever they may be—with overnight hotel accommodation.

Safe travels, rogue shitter. Peace be with your lower intestine.