water in toon-NOT

[ROLAND]

Earlier today my wife and I take the toon out for about 5 hours for a little cruise and some fishing.... after we load up we decide that we're going to take the boat out again tomorrow ( sunday ) so instead of taking the toon back to the storage place, we just bring it home and park it next to the garage... about an hour after we get home my wife goes out to get something out of the truck and she comes in all pissed off saying we have water in one of the toons and she knows this because there's a pool of water in the driveway under the toon... I get a flashlight and go look for myself.. yep, there's water in the drive, but not from the toon... it was actually water dripping out of the carpet from one of the bunks... decided to have a little fun with her since she was so ticked off... I go back in the house and say yeah, you're right, water's in the toon... probably will run about 2500 to fix it.... (I know it wouldn't cost that much but I said that amount because 2500 is the about the same amount of money we had earmarked for something she really wanted to buy for the house ) and then i tell her, looks like you're gonna have to put that purchase on hold.. gotta fix the toon.... well you would have thought I slapped her momma....she proceeds to tel me WE ARE NOT PUTTING THAT PURCHASE ON HOLD, WE CAN PUT FIXING THE TOON ON HOLD... you get the picture... after I let her stew for a bit I told her the water was actually dripping from the bunk carpet and not the toon... guess who aint' getting lucky tonight!

[Bryden24shp]

Good one! So are you going out by yourself today? Or is she cooled down enough to go with?
Hell hath no fury, as does a pissed off wife, my friend!
Have a great day on the water!

[steveiam]

Funny--But you must like flirting with danger LOL-

[NonHyphenAmerican]

Wives sometimes don't have a sense of humor.

Just tell your wifey that "Confucious Say: Woman who keep husband in dog house apt to find him in cat house!"


Then walk around purring and meowing like a three balled tomcat.

[LocoCoco]

LOL, all four of those posts above cracked me up!


LC.

[bassn386]

Roland, keep in mind that in a relationship women control about 80% of the money and 100% of the sex. Hope you like sleeping on the toon!